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Marge Pregnant with Maggie Already Has Picture of Maggie
“If you travel back in time, don’t step on anything. Because even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can’t imagine.”
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Sassy Dog Owner Giving You an FYI
That dog has great handwriting.
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Guinea Pig Playing Xbox
“Get that god damn camera out of my face! I’m trying to play Kinect Sports.”
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Cat Paparazzi
But where is the photo of the guy who is taking this photo?
  • parents: you are on the computer too much, do something else
  • me: can i go to a friends house or have some money
  • parents: no


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Guy on Kiss Cam Kisses Beer
“Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!” – Homer Simpson
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T-Shirt Decorated with Fake Seat Belt
Complete the ensemble by putting a windshield through your head.
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Cheerios in the Toilet
They really don’t change much during the digestion process.